Abominable2006
Ziegler Dane:
I guess you never heard of the Darwin Awards.
Clerk:
The what?
Ziegler Dane:
The Darwin Awards. They give 'em out to people who died doin' the stupidest sh*t.
Clerk:
Like what?
Ziegler Dane:
One of my favorites is this guy - this guy goes to a petting zoo with some of his friends and he decides to demonstrate the effect of this crazy glue.
Clerk:
Crazy glue?
Ziegler Dane:
Yeah, y'know, that sh*t. He squirts it in both his hands and he leans over to this fence and he slaps both hands onto the rear end of a rhinoceros. No, no, I'm not kiddin' ya, no sh*t. This thing takes off, yankin' this guy right off his feet and all he can smell is ass. And unbeknownst to him, this rhinoceros had been constipated for a couple of weeks, right, so they gave him this massive dose of this laxative.
Clerk:
[giggling] The zookeeper.
Ziegler Dane:
[laughing] Yeah. So this thing's chargin' around tryin' to free himself of this guy, and he's stompin', he's stompin' on pygmy goats, ducks and all this stuff and he starts shitting uncontrollably right in this guy's face. Paramedics come, they try to clear an air passage and this guy's buried under thirty gallons of diarrhea, man.
Farmer Hoss:
What a dumbass.
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