Ask Me Anything2014

Paul Spooner:
Dear Miss Kampenfelt, since you expressed a desire today to learn more about adult life, here are 10 bitter truths for your reading pleasure.

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1. Complete honesty is a complete lie.

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2. Two, marriage is sacred only to those who have never been married.

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3. Three, money is more integral to happiness than romantic love.

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4. Four, every human being is a contradiction. Some hide it better than others.

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5. Five, never underestimate the tendency of human beings to act contrary to their own best interests.

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6. Six, were it not for the fear of getting caught, most of us would behave like savages.

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7. Seven, all sex has consequences, most of them dire.

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8. The older you get, the faster time flies until months pass like days.

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9. There's no such thing as living happily ever after.

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10. Everything gets worse.