Baby Mama2008

Birthing Teacher:
Welcome to the birthing center. In this birthing class we are going to help you new mommies and daddies, and our mommies and mommies, lesbian lovers...

Kate Holbrook, Angie Ostrowiski:
No.

Birthing Teacher:
prepare for that marathon of labor. Quick question before we start, how many of you are planning on doing natural child birth? [everyone raises hand except Angie and Kate] That's a good show of hands! That's so great, you're all so brave! And how many of you are planning on using toxic western medications to drug your baby for your own selfish comfort, anyone?

Angie Ostrowiski:
[raises hands] OOH OOOOOH!