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Fred:
[in the car, after hitting a TV guy dresses as a hedgehog] What was that? Did we hit a dog or something?

Grucha:
I think it was a porcupine.

Fred:
What porcupine?

Grucha:
Like a big hedgehog...

Fred:
Grucha, are you really that stupid? In this country we don't have animals like that. There's aurochs, beaver, sh*t elk, fox, wolf, pine marten, horse, otter, shrew, rabbit... those the animals that live in Poland!

Grucha:
What's the difference what was it if it's dead now?

Fred:
Ha, you're wrong here! You now what's reincarnation? Have you ever heard a word this looong? Simply, it means that after death a man is rebirth as another creature, as an animal for example. Maybe you've just killed your family, your uncle or something.

Grucha:
That's just bullshit! My uncle is alive. He works in the television.