Colour Me Kubrick: A True...ish Story2005

1st boy in bar:
Of course, [Kubrick] left his calling card in 2001: A Space Odyssey. But none of us recognised it.

2nd boy in bar:
2001?

1st boy in bar:
Yes. HAL, the computer. Camp as a row of tents. Positively Danny Debonair with that voice. That's why he killed the astronaut, wanted to be alone with the other beefcake.

2nd boy in bar:
Oh. What's he working on now... Kubrick?

1st boy in bar:
He's doing a remake of that Julie Christie film, 'Darling.' She's a boy this time. They wouldn't let John Schlesinger get away with *that* in the 1960s.

2nd boy in bar:
Sounds captivating.

1st boy in bar:
It is dear. Very captivating. And I've got a rather juicy part in it. It'll be goodbye soaps for moi.

2nd boy in bar:
Well... they do say in Hollywood, the only way to the top is through the bottom.