Crash: Mind Over Mutant2008

Uka-Uka:
Finally. Ugh, if I had nipples, they'd kill right now.

Aku-Aku:
My brother... what did they do to you?

Uka-Uka:
That traitorous dog, Cortex stole my power! All my bad mojo has been drained and put into NVs that he sent all over the world.

Aku-Aku:
All over the world?

Uka-Uka:
That little weasel of a scientist actually had a good idea for a change. However, I didn't realize it involved...

Aku-Aku:
Milking you.

Uka-Uka:
YES! Milking me! HA HA, everbody enjoys a laugh at the evil mask!... I will destroy Cortex for this, and you two 'short bus students' will be the means of my vengence!

Aku-Aku:
Why should we help you? You're a jerk! Remember mom's birthday? You sent her socks! Honestly, who sends socks to a magic mask with no feet?

Uka-Uka:
You'll help me because if you restore my power, I will give you the means to reach Cortex's lair, and destroy his NVs forever!

Crash Bandicoot:
[Cheers]

Aku-Aku:
Fine! We'll restore your powers. Tell us what we have to do.

Uka-Uka:
The voodoo bones of my mask have been stolen and given to the worst, most despicable mutants on the island. Get them back! Be my vengence! I will use my power to let you move around quickly. You dummies probably walked everywhere. And please... would you clean this cake off my face?

Crash Bandicoot:
[wipes the cake off] Wahoo! Ha ha ha!