Da Kath & Kim Code2005

Kath Day Knight:
Yeah, it was sorta like "The Amazing Race", Kim. You know that TV show?

Kim Day Craig:
Sounds boring.

Kel Knight:
Oh, no, wasn't boring. They even had an orgy in a crypt one night after tea, didn't they Kath?

Kath Day Knight:
Ohh! It was so real, Kim. It was amazing how it was done. I've got a photo of it here.

Kim Day Craig:
Eww! If it was so awesome, how come you're home early?

Kel Knight:
Oh, as it happens, at our last stop, we were supposed to be staying with this direct descendant of Jesus'.

Kath Day Knight:
Yeah. He runs a B&B with his wife Kerry. Kim, he was such a phony.

Kel Knight:
Oh, you could clearly see he had a stick-on beard.

Kath Day Knight:
Yeah. So we just... we just left. You know, we'd seen enough.