Davy Crockett and the River Pirates1956

[Crockett and Russel approach Fink as the Gullywhumper is secured to the boat landing]

Davy Crockett:
Excuse me, mister? Which one of them fellers is captain of this boat?

Mike Fink:
What did you say?

Moose:
[laughing] He wants to know who the captain is!

[Fink smacks Moose]

Mike Fink:
How long you bush-wackers been beating the backwoods? Why, everybody knows who the captain of the Gullywhumper is! It's me! Mike Fink, King of the River!

George Russel:
Well, Captain, meet up with Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier.

Mike Fink:
Davy Crockett, huh? Well, it sure is a small world. You're about a foot shorter than you oughta be.

George Russel:
Don't worry, he's still a growin'.

Mike Fink:
Yeah, like them yarns they keep spreadin' about him.

Davy Crockett:
Mighty hard to live up to, sometime.

Mike Fink:
Well, I don't have any trouble livin' up to mine. I am the original ringtail roarer from the thunder 'n lightnin' country! I'm a real snorter and a head buster! I can out-run, out-jump, out-sing, out-swim, out-dance, out-shoot, out-eat, out-drink...

Davy Crockett:
Out-talk?

Mike Fink:
Yeah, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight anybody in the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers put together!