Dumb and Dumber To

Dumb and Dumber To2014

Director: Peter Farrelly
Stars: Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Rob Riggle, Laurie Holden
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Family
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 109 minutes

Dumb and Dumber To is a 2014 American comedy film co-written and directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly. It is the third film in the Dumb and Dumber film series and a direct sequel to the 1994 film Dumb and Dumber. It stars Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels… more »



Fraida Felcher:
So, guys, there's still one thing I don't understand. How could either of you have possibly thought that you were Penny's father?

Harry Dunne:
Well, why wouldn't we?

Lloyd Christmas:
Yeah!

Fraida Felcher:
Because we never had sex.

Lloyd Christmas:
Oh. Yeah. Well, you could've fooled us.

Harry Dunne:
Yeah, nice try, Snow White. Does the word "hot tub" jog your memory? If I recall, I played with your boobies for a long time that night. The mother boat, the windshield wipers, the punching bag.

Fraida Felcher:
You know Harry, you can't get a woman pregnant by manhandling her breasts.

Harry Dunne:
Oh, really? Well, then, why'd your doorbells get so hard?

Lloyd Christmas:
Yeah. And did you forget about the French tickler in the back of the van?

Fraida Felcher:
Putting a frilly glow-in-the-dark condom on your finger is not the same as having sex.

Lloyd Christmas:
What if I go like this?

Lloyd Christmas:
[wiggles his finger]

Fraida Felcher:
No.

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