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If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist; if God talks to you, you are a schizophrenic.

– Thomas SzaszRate it:

If the deserving employees have to remind the employer about own performance with data & figures to get the pay hike, then it is like a situation where the employer was sleeping while the employees were working.

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging?

– Mark TwainRate it:

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?

– Doug HortonRate it:

If the Devil is an evil computer, who the hell programmed it? Who is the Dr. Frankestein of this abominable character?

– Mehmet Murat ildanRate it:

If the devil is going to disguise himself, it will be as a monk or a lawyer.

– ProverbRate it:

If the devil was really the master of the world, we would be dead before we knew it. He is also a citizen of the world, just like us.

– Mwanandeke KindemboRate it:

If the door to the place you intend to morally enter is shut, knock, if it doesn't open, demolish the door. As soon as possible.

– Goa KerleRate it:

If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.

– William BlakeRate it:

If the doors of the universe do not open, those of success will remain closed.”

– Wesley D'AmicoRate it:

If the earth does not get extinction, then the children of 22nd century generation will definitely laugh on the population of period 2019-2022 and would ask whether those people were so fools to wear masks, do tasks of fake epidemic aka pandemic and could not doubt that covid is a drama played through media by the govt authority to do atrocity on them via the coercion of vaccination

– Anuj SomanyRate it:

If the economy is more important for you than human lives, then you are truly a wicked man.

– Evander CandelariaRate it:

If the economy was built for the people, why isn't the economy working for the people?

– Evander CandelariaRate it:

If the education system wasn't corrupt or meant to produce more followers, rather than leaders, then it would make sense to see princes and princesses attending the same schools as everyone else.

– Mwanandeke KindemboRate it:

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

– Doug LarsonRate it:

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

– Doug LarsonRate it:

If the estimate of the House Committee on Foreign Affairs is correct, then Russia has lost the cold war in western Europe.

– Walter LippmannRate it:

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

– Albert EinsteinRate it:

If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.

– Yogi BerraRate it:

If the Federal Government will confine itself to the exercise of powers clearly granted by the Constitution , it can hardly happen that its action upon any question should endanger the institutions of the States or interfere with their right to manage matters strictly domestic according to the will of their own people.

– Franklin PierceRate it:

If the First Amendment means anything, it means that a state has no business telling a man, sitting alone in his own house, what books he may read or what films he may watch.

– Justice Thurgood MarshallRate it:

If the first wealth is health, the first health is stealth.

– John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.comRate it:

If the food courts in the malls all over the world were real courts, they would be busy trying all cooks in those malls for what they all have been doing to human health, and humanity in general.

– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:

If the food courts in the malls all over the world were real courts, they would be busy trying all cooks in those malls for what they all have been doing to human health, and humanity in general.

– Deodatta V. Shenai-KhatkhateRate it:

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