[Zinnia is chatting with Agents Bob and Bill, thinking they are speedboat salesmen]
Zinnia:
[laughs] So he came home with $2,000 cash, and he threw it up in the air, and we both just swam in it like we were on The Million Dollar Sticky! [to Agent Bill] Do you like that show?
FBI Agent Bill:
I love that show.
Zinnia:
That was the old days. Now, he's got money in banks all over this planet, and does he give me a dime? [Matilda walks in] Matilda, this is Bob and Bill.
Matilda:
They're cops.
Zinnia:
They are not cops! They are Ace Powerboat salesmen!
Harry:
[walks in] Babyface, I'm starved!
Zinnia:
Hi, Harry.
Harry:
[shocked to see the agents] Who are you? [the agents start to leave] What is this, a hot tub party?! Get the hell out of here! [to Zinnia] I slave all day, I come home, you're entertaining a couple of surfer-dude bodybuilders!
Matilda:
They're cops, Dad.
FBI Agent Bob:
You interested in time share?
Harry:
Get out of here! [shuts the door in the agents' faces]
Zinnia:
[furiously] You don't let me talk to people! I am in a cage, Harry! I need to talk to somebody besides our stupid kids!
Harry:
Oh, yeah?! Well, a man is entitled to come home to find dinner on the table, without having to wade through a convention of male strippers!
[As he yells, Matilda focuses on her bedroom door, and it moves slightly]
Matilda:
Dad?
Harry:
What do you want?!
Matilda:
Yell at me, okay?
Harry:
Shut up and leave us alone!
Matilda:
Yell at me again!
Harry:
Yell at you?! I'll come in there and pound your miserable hide! What do I have to do to gain a little respect around here?! I'm gonna give you a tanning like you've never had in your life! My word is my law! You understand?! LAW!
[Before he can reach her, Matilda uses her powers to slam the door shut and lock it; she smiles to herself as he is heard raving and hammering on it]
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