Animaniacs, Season 1

[First lines of the original series]

Narrator:
Newsreel of the Stars! Dateline: Hollywood, 1930, the Warner Bros. Studio. Here at the studio's new animation department, the artists toil endlessly to come up with cartoon stars, ultimately creating three new characters. [The Animator, Lon Borax, draws a wise-cracking, smart-and-fast-talking, oldest sibling with pants with a black belt, a very sweet-natured, loving, laughable, and positive middle sibling with a backwards baseball cap and a pale turtleneck sweater and a cute and sassy youngest sibling with a skirt with a flower ribbon. Then he gets a red marker and paints them on their noses] The Warner Brothers and their sister, Dot.

[They jump out of the paper and Dot sits on The Animator and Yakko and Wakko jumps on The Nurse]

The Warners:
Helllooooo, Nurse!

Narrator:
Unfortunately, the Warner kids were totally out of control.

[The Trio runs off]

The Warners:
[bouncing down the stairs] Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy!

Narrator:
The trio ran amok throughout the studio. Until their capture. The Warners' films, which made absolutely no sense, were locked away in the studio vault, never to be released! As for the Warners themselves, they were locked away in the studio water tower, also never to be released! Publicly, the studio has disavowed any knowledge of the Warners' existence, to this very day- when the Warners escaped!