[In the City of Burbank, a cautious and hopeless Goodfeather pigeon plays his flute, while a short-tempered Goodfeather pigeon and a de-facto leader Goodfeather pigeon duck their heads. The hopeless Goodfeather pokes the tempered Goodfeather in eye while still playing]
Pesto:
That's it! [jumps at the cautious Goodfeather and a fight cloud is covered with stars and feathers] Hey, watch where you put-
Squit:
Hey! [complains during the fight]
Pesto:
-that sissy flute! You wanna play the flute? I got your flute! There! Here's your flute!
[Ralph is in charge of parking spots for cars. On stage, a blue male hippo plays a marimba and a purple female hippo plays another marimba. Squit flies on the office and plays his flute again. Pesto spots him and hits him again]
Pesto:
I thought I told you to stop with that fluting, huh. Take that! Get out of my face!
Squit:
OW! Just come on! Come on, I ain't come on, I ain't [incomprehensible] with my beak!
[Dr Scratchnsniff is sleeping with a teddy bear and he wakes up]
Dr. Scratchansniff:
One Monday mornin', I got up late and there were these monkeys outside ze gate. The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck. The monkeys got free and they run amok. I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
My office was run by the studio nurse. I came downstairs and what could be worse? The monkeys was doing a crazy dance. They put buggies in my underpants.I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Monkeys dance, then I dance, too.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
I ran outside to get a stick, But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick, 'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace, Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!
Hello Nurse:
I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Yakko:
For a nickel, I'll give you a clue.
Dot:
I didn't know your eyes were blue.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
[Back at the Show, The Hip Hippos are playing their marimbas,while Yakko Wakko and Dot chase Dr.Scratachansniff and Hello Nurse]
Marita Hippo:
Yessir, woo!!
[Squit lands on the blue hippo's drum]
Flavio Hippo:
Aw, play dat thing!
[Squit's flute turns around, The Mime. When Dr. Scratchansniff, Hello Nurse and the Warners run past him as he juggles for a brown squirrel sitting on a yellow chair, yawning. an orange tree falls on his head. A grey old squirrel wearing a green hat with a flower on top grabs the brown squirrel out of the chair. Dr.Scratchansniff hides on a pink wall, while the Nurse has been chased by the Warners and he flees. A tall, anthropomorphic white-furred mouse and a short, anthropomorphic white-furred mouse are both carrying a mouse trap, with a piece of cheese. Dr.Scratchansniff runs to the apartment and Squit plays his flute. When Dr. Scratchansniff runs into his apartment, Buttons, a adult male German Shepherd dog and a very small girl with short-cut platinum blonde hair in lilac overall shorts with a white short-sleeved shirt underneath, white socks and black mary jane shoes,float by on some colorful balloons.]
Dr. Scratchansniff:
I went to me bath for a shower and shave. Them monkeys going to put me into my grave! The entire bathroom was laid to waste and they shaved my head with minty toothpaste! I dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
They's crazy nutso! I'm tellin' you!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Well, by this time, I was feelin' dread. They was using a shoebrush to shine me head.I asked them to leave, but they stayed around. They pulled the chain, and, YEE, I went down! I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Call my lawyer! I'm ready to sue!
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
AAH! [runs away from the Warners]
[Back on stage, The Hip Hippos played their marimbas]
Marita:
Yessir, brother!
[Squit contiunes his flute and he pokes Pesto in the eye
Pesto:
Hey! That's it!
Squit:
OW!
[Pesto jumps on Squit and the fight cloud contiunes and they fall. Then the girl holds on to the balloons and Buttons follows her. Dr.Scratchansniff stops,while the cloud lands on Dr.Scratchansniff's head and it lands on his shirt]
Pesto:
What do you think you're busting with that thing? [incomprehensible]
Squit:
Those are my tail feathers, I need those!
[Dr Scratchansniff dances,while Yakko, Wakko and Dot following him,wearing new clothes and shaking maracas. Yakko wears a green shirt with yellow flowers on it, Wakko wears a purple shirt with orange flowers on it and Dot is wearing a hula skirt. They're maracas are green and red, while they are wearing hula necklaces. When the Mime watches the Warner walking away and recovers himself from the fallen tree and dances, the old squirrel looks at the Mime and look up at the sky. She grabs a straw and shoots down Buttons and the girl's balloons, causing them to fall on him and she smiles. Now Dr Scratchansniff runs away from the Warners and the short mouse walks away with his head caught in the trap, while the tall mouse follows him. Dr Scratchansniff shakes his legs and Pesto and Squit comes out of his pants. Pesto and Squit felt dizzy and Squit has his flute on his head, while the Warners dance and Dr.Scratchansniff scowls at them and they scream. Yakko waves and they flee off, while Pesto and the de-factor pigeon looked at Squit, crossing their arms and he is hurt and he has a black-eye]
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Well, me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure, tomorrow, I show those monkeys the door! And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you to my house for dumplings and monkey stew! I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchasniff:
Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you!
The Hip Hippos, Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo!
All:
Dunno what to say! The Warners won't do!
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