Animaniacs, Season 1

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Und zo, I scheduled an appointment with The Varner Brothers. I'll never forget our first session...

[Hello Nurse leads The Warner Siblings to Dr. Scratchansniff's office while Wakko drums to her footsteps]

Hello Nurse:
The Warner Brothers are here for their 3:00 appointment. You be good little boys.

Yakko and Wakko:
Mmm. [fall their heads down]

[After Hello Nurse left, Yakko and Wakko's tongues popped out while they're in love]

Dot:
[walks over, and pulls their tongues back into their mouths like a window shade; shrugs to the camera] Boys.

Yakko:
[jumps into Scratchy's arms along with Wakko] How you doing, Scratchy?

Dr. Scratchansniff:
I take umbrage at that.

Yakko:
Oh, sure. Take all the umbrage. Don't leave any for us.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
No, I mean I take offence.

Yakko:
And you want our fence too? [pulling a wooden plank fence out of nowhere] All right, take it, but that's all. We're tapped out. [gives Dr. Scratchansniff the wooden plank fence]

Dr. Scratchansniff:
[throws the wooden plank fence away] I think it's time we got down to business, ja?

Yakko:
[rapping] Now-our first quarter figures are really low as this-a business-a graph will hopefully show.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
What are you doing?

Yakko:
We're getting down...to business.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
[takes the stick] You always make ze jokes. Zis is not good. No more jokes, ja? [the Warner Siblings nod] Ja. Good, now, plant yourselves on ze couch there. [the Warner Siblings jump onto the couch and literally sprout up into flowers] I said, no more jokes!

Yakko:
This isn't a joke, it's a visual gag.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Well, no more jokes, gags, or monkey stuff.

Yakko:
Define monkey stuff.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Yeah, THE MONKEY STUFF! THE MONKEY STUFF! You know, you walks around like a silly monkey. [acting like a monkey] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Und' you be all goofy like a monkey. Zat is the monkey stuff.

[The Warner Siblings look at the camera with cofusion]

Wakko:
Maybe you should see a p-sy-chiatrist.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
I am a p-sych-...uh. I mean, a psychiatrist! EUH! [while he paces back and forth, the Warner Siblings follow him, copying him, walking like Ancient Egyptians, and as a British tourist group] Ah...I know vhat you kids vant, ja! You vant to talk to Mr. Puppethead! [pulls out a hand puppet resembling him] Hello kids, I'm Mr. Puppethead! Tell me vhy you always make the jokes. [the Warners look at the puppet awkwardly] Vhy aren't you talking with Mr. Puppethead? No, no, it iz very easy. Watch me, watch me. [clears throat] Hello, Mr. Puppethead, how are you? I am fine, Dr. Scratchansniff. How are you? I am fine, Mr. Puppethead. Did you have a yummy breakfast? Oh yes, yes! Very yummy, thank you. How was your breakfast? My breakfast was yummy as vell. [to the Warner siblings] Now you see? Isn't that easy?

Yakko:
Uhmm...are you sure you don't want to see a p-sychiatrist?

Dr. Scratchansniff:
I am a p-sychi- I mean psychiatrist! [tearing at his hair with the puppet] I AM! I AM! I AM! I AM!

Yakko:
Mr. Puppethead's hungry.