Animaniacs, Season 1

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Now, then, Wakko, let's you and I talk, hmm?

Wakko:
Okay.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Good. Vhat's on your mind?

Wakko:
My hat.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
No, no, no. Your hat is on your head. Vhat is on your mind?

Wakko:
My...skin?

Dr. Scratchansniff:
No, that's on your head. Vhat's on your mind?

Wakko:
Oh, I got it! My hair!

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Your hair is on your head! [tears off some of his hair] ZIS IS HAIR! ZIS IS HAIR! IT IS NOT ON MY MIND! IT IS ON MY HEAD!

Wakko:
No, it's in your hand.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
[shakes in anger before exhaling] Let's try something different, okay?

Wakko:
Okay.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Vhy don't you tell me vhat you're feeling?

Wakko:
My shirt.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
No, that's vhat you're touching.Vhat are you feeling?

Wakko:
My nose?

Dr. Scratchansniff:
THAT'S VHAT YOU'RE TOUCHING! VHAT ARE YOU FEELING?! [calms down] Just tell me how you feel.

Wakko:
I feel fine.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Good! Now, ve're getting somewhere. Vould you care to expand on that?

Wakko:
Okay. [breaths in and his whole body expands like a balloon]

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Vhat? No, no! Not that type of expanding! STOP IT!

[Wakko pricks himself with a sewing pin and flies around the room like a deflating balloon before falling into Scratchansniff's lap]

Wakko:
'Scuse me. [kisses Scratchansniff full on the mouth and runs away]

[Dr. Scratchansniff growls and tears out more of his hair]