Animaniacs, Season 1

[On a black background, a book that reads, Nighty Night Toon]

Narrator:
Nighty-Night Toon. [the book opens revalling the Warner Tower. Inside the Warner Tower, the characters are sleeping] Inside the water tower room, There was a log flume. [the Warners ride on a log flume on the water] And a picture of a big baboon.

[Wakko grabs a marker and draws a mustache of a picture of Ralph and he moves]

Ralph:
Huh

Narrator:
And three little toons, acting like goons.

Yakko:
I'm Yakko.

Wakko:
I'm Wakko.

Dot:
And I'm cute!

[A feisty, independent, and lovely gray and white cat is sleeping on a dim-witted and optimistic stray dog's tummy and he is sleeping too]

Narrator:
A dog and a cat.

Runt:
[wakes up and he stands up and the cat falls on the dog's tummy] Cat? Where's a cat?

[A green cage is sitting on a window, while the tall mouse puts a rocket on the short mouse's tummy]

Narrator :
And a big-headed rat.

The Brain:
I'm a mouse, not a rat.

[We see Marita holding a croquet mallet and Flavio holding another croquet. Marita swings the mallet and hits a croquet ball]

arrator :
And two hippos who are incredibly fat.

Marita:
Flavio, are we actually fat?

Flavio:
No, my delectible. We are simply bigger than life itself. [kisses her cheek]

[Now we see Dr. Scratchansniff and Hello Nurse holding nets tip-toeing,while Yakko and Wakko peeked out of the 6 player croquet set]

Narrator:
And in this room, and in this verse are Dr. Scratchansniff and...

Yakko and Wakko:
Hello, Nurse!

[The Warner Brothers ducked down,while they swing they're nets and captured each-other. Now we see Pesto, Squit and the de-factor pigeon, standing on the window]

Narrator:
And three Goodfeathers who...

Squit:
...stick together.

Pesto:
What do you mean by that? You think I'm sticky? You saying I'm some kind of gooey sticky bun here for your breakfast enjoyment? Is that what you're saying?

Squit:
No, I'm just saying-

Pesto:
That's it! Here's your sticky buns, I got your sticky buns right here, ey!

Squit:
Come on! Come on, knock it off!

[They spin cartwheels, while a big cloud zooms in and a feather comes out of the cloud. Now the girl sleeps in a huge bed and Buttons sleeps on the covers]

Narrator:
And Mindy and Buttons are snuggled in bed. [a Skeleton named Skullhead peeks out of bed. He wears a hat, a red bow tie and a shirt. Buttons looks at the Skeleton and he tips his hat] Along with a fella, named Mr. Skullhead. [Buttons hides under the bed. Now we see the grey old squirrel sleeping in a rocking chair. She wears a green nightcap and a green night-gown and she has a book on her lap] And an old squirrel lady in cap and nightgown sits in her rocker and says.

Slappy Squirrel:
Hey, Pal, pipe down.

Narrator:
Oh, er, right. Well then... [she yawns and goes back to sleep and then the lights go out] Nighty-night, room, Nighty-night, toons [the Warners zip on-screen, while Wakko gets Ralph out of the picture and Yakko and Dot pull the lever, while Wakko puts Ralph into the log flume] Nighty-night, log flume.

Ralph:
Aahh!

Narrator:
With the big baboon. [Ralph and the log flume fells into the water,with a stupendous SPLASH! Now we see the cat, sleeping on Runt's tummy] Nighty-night dog, nighty-night cat.

[Runt and the cat woke up]

Runt:
I do smell a cat, but where's it at? That rhymes, that that definitely rhymes.

[Now we see The Hip-Hippos drinking soda]

Narrator:
Nighty-night, hippos.

Marita:
We're big boned, not fat

[The Brain holds on to the tall mouse carrying a match with fire and it lights up the rocket and he blows the fire out]

Narrator:
Nighty-night, big-headed laboratory rat.

The Brain:
I am not a rat, I'm a mouse. [the Rocket explodes and the rocket point lands on his head]Oh drat.

Pinky:
Oh, that rhymes too, Brain. Uuhm... [puts down the match while they fall down]

[Now we see Dr. Scratchansniff sitting on a log flume, tied up, while Wakko, Yakko and Hello Nurse sit on another log flume and Yakko pulls a lever, while Wakko does the same]

Narrator:
Nighty-night, doctor and-

Yakko and Wakko:
Good niiiiight, nurse

[The log flume goes up, while the other log flume went into a heart tunnel, while Pesto and Squit fight, while the de-factor leader looks at us, left and right]

Narrator:
Nighty-night, pigeons who constantly curse.

Pesto:
Buster bajou?!? Baddachini, afraid of?!? I got your sticky buns, here's your sticky buns!

Squit:
Come on! what did I do, what did I do? knock it off!

[Back at the Bed, Mindy is trying to get Buttons out of the bed, but she can't reach him. Buttons is Scared]

Narrator:
Nighty-night, Buttons under the bed, along with his friend, Mr. Skullhead. [Mr. Skullhead peeks out of the bed and Buttons runs out of the bed, while Mindy and Mr. Skullhead watch him. Now we see Slappy still sleeping on the rocking chair] Nighty-night, squirrel lady in night-gown and cap.

Slappy:
For crying out loud, would ya button your yap?

[Back at Burbank, California, clouds pushed back revalling a yellow moon]

Narrator:
Nighty-night water tower, nighty-night lot. [the WB shield opens up and Yakko, Wakko and Dot peeked out of their Warner Tower] Nighty-night, Yakko, Wakko and Dot. [Dot waves goodnight at the people] Nighty-night people everywhere.

Yakko:
And nighty-night, Wakko's underwear!

[Yakko grabs a pair of underpants, while Wakko gasps and Dot covers her mouth. Wakko grabs his underwear and wents back inside, while Yakko and Dot went back inside too and the shield closes]