Animaniacs, Season 1

[The Scene changes to a blackboard, that was filled with letters and a hand holds a piece of chalk writes on the blackboard]

Einstein:
If the sun is P, and gravity is H, it makes a ppphhhhh. No no no no, the theory of relativity has escaped me! Why can't I get it?! WHY?! [the Doorbell rings and he turns to the door] Oh! This better be important, I'm thinking about black holes. [the Warners are standing at his house as he opens the door]

Yakko:
Like blackheads, you must be a dermatologist.

Einstein:
I am not. I am Albert Einstein, world-famous physicist.

Yakko:
Oh. I've never had a cyst, but Wakko's got a wart you can look at.

[Wakko raises his hand]

Einstein:
[looks at it] Eww. Vat do you kids want?

Wakko:
You wanna buy a yummy box of kids scout cookies? [gets a green box of cookies and he hands it to Einstein]

Einstein:
Cookies? Vat would I do with cookies?

Dot:
Ya eat 'em, silly moustache man. Woah, dumber than advertised.

Einstein:
No I don't want cookies. I'm trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe! Now be good little scouts, and run away! [shuts the door]

Wakko:
[sits on the steps] Bye, merit badges.

[The spotlight shines on Dot]

Dot:
Oh, oh! My heart aches with the sorrow of a thousand scouts. No merit badge, I mourn my loss. [sobs into her hands]

[The spotlight disappears]

Yakko:
[claps along with Wakko] Say, those acting classes are really paying off.

Dot:
Think so?

Yakko:
Don't worry sibs, we'll sell that nice man a box of cookies or die trying, or try dying, or do some tie dying! [gets a tie dye shirt, while Wakko and Dot clap]