Animaniacs, Season 1

[A wide shot of the Game Show, GYP-Parody is shown. 3 Game Show Buzzer Tables are standing there. Alvey walks to the first table, an old lady walks to the second table and The Brain walks to the third table]

Narrator:
This is Gyp-parody. our returning champion, Alvey, and please welcome, Deloris, and Brian!

The Brain:
[holds on a microphone] Uh, that's brain, not Brian

[The host Alex Quebec walks to his podium]

Narrator:
And now your host, Alex Quebec.

Alex Quebec:
Let's start with our returning champion.

Alvey:
Uh, I'll take ancient shoe sizes for 200, Alex. [the Game Board zooms in and it reads, SOCRATES' PUPIL PLATO WORE HIS SANDALS THIS SIZE]

Alex Quebec:
Socrates' pupil, Plato wore his sandals this size.

The Brain:
What was 7 and a half?

Alex Quebec:
That's correct, Brian.

The Brain:
That's Brain. I'll take King's name Moshoeshoe for 200.

[On a screen, the title reads HE RULED LESTHO IN 1820]

Alex Quebec:
He ruled Lestho in 1820. Brian.

The Brain:
Who was king Moshoeshoe the 1st?

Alex Quebec:
Correct. Select again, Brian.

The Brain:
Brain, Isle of yap for 400.

[The Game Board zooms in again, it reads, THREE YAPPIAN ISLAND NEIGHBORS]

Alex Quebec:
Three yappian island neighbors. Brian.

The Brain:
What are Bikar, Ailuk, and Ailinglaplap? [back to the wide shot of GYP-Parody] What is inversely proportional to square of the cubed distances between them? What is the crust of Io? [pushes the button; then the camera zooms to Alvey, Deloris and him and the game board with a number, it reads, $500] What is a Regus Philbin?

Alex Quebec:
That concludes round 2. And it looks like our challenger, Brian.

The Brain:
Brain.

Alex Quebec:
will be the only one to play final gyp-parody. [Alvey and Deloris walked away, excepted for the Brain] So far having answered every single question correctly. Have you made your wager?

The Brain:
Yes, Alex.

Alex Quebec:
Any plans on how you'll spend your winnings?

The Brain:
Yes, I plan to take over the world.

Alex Quebec:
Hah huh, my fault for asking.

Pinky:
[pops out of the pocket and cheers for him] Go Brain! NARF! We almost got all our money! In the words of-

[The Brain flicks him back into the pocket]

Alex Quebec:
Now, for 99 thousand dollars, here's the final gyp-parody answer. In the category "quotable quotes". [turns to the game board and it reads, THIS CLASSIC TV CHARACTER IS KNOWN FOR SAYING BANG! ZOOM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!] This classic TV character is known for saying "Bang! Zoom! Right in the kisser!

The Brain:
[shocked] Um, [gulp] uh, who is-a...

Alex Quebec:
5 seconds

The Brain:
I-um, who is-a...

Alex Quebec:
2 seconds.

The Brain:
Who is-a...Pinky! [slops on the Game Show Buzzer Table]

Crowd:
Oh.

Alex Quebec:
Ooh, That's incorrect. The question is, who is Ralph Kramden. [walks to the Brain] And how much did you wager?

The Brain:
Everything.

Alex Quebec:
Which leaves you with nada. I'm so sorry. And that wraps up our show. Good night, everybody!

[The TV statics to a Man in a suit with a microphone and a sign that reads Wheel of Misfortune]

Pinky:
How about Wheel of Misfortune?

The Brain:
No.

Pinky:
[jumps on the remote and sits on the button] You could win the money on 10 thousand dollar pile of mud.

The Brain:
[walks to the cage and opens the door] No, Pinky, I'm going back to the cage to get some rest for tomorrow night.

Pinky:
Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night?

The Brain:
Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world. [pulls the door which reveals the shot of ACME LABS]

Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
[singing] They're dinky; they're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.