Animaniacs, Season 1

[A Pirate ship comes to the shore. the screen changes to the ship and then the door that reads, Cap'n Mel. The door opens and a hand holds up the sign with an arrow on it. A short pirate with an eye patch, a blue pirate hat, a hook, a red pirate shirt and some blue pants. He jumps away and lands and then he gets a whistle and blows it. 3 pirates zip to him]

Captain Mel:
[singing] I am the evil pirate Captain Mel

Crewmen:
[singing] And a really evil pirate, too!

Captain Mel:
[singing] You are very, very kind I'm an evil mastermind, and I'll do cruel things to you.

Crewmen:
[singing] We are very, very kind He's an evil mastermind, and he'll do cruel things to you

Captain Mel:
[singing] I'll kick you in the knee, poke your eye so you can't see, and hit you with my sword. Though I be a pirate swine, I have to draw the line...So I will not push you overboard.

Crewmen:
[singing] What, never?

Captain Mel:
[singing] No, never!

Crewman:
[singing] What, never?

Captain Mel:
[singing] Hardly ever! [pushes them overboard] Hahahahahahahahaha! [gasps; hops away, comes back with a telescope and looked at the Warners relaxing on the shore] They be trespassing on me pirate property. I'll show them, I will! [zooms away and slips on a rope and fell on a boat and paddles to the shore, then he gets off the boat. He spots the Warners and they looked at him]

Yakko:
Hey! [sees Captain Mel for the first time] Ooh, it's our new best friend.

Captain Mel:
Who be ye?

Yakko:
We be we. We're the Warner brothers.

Dot:
And the Warner sister.

Captain Mel:
Ye be trespassing on my private pirate property!

Wakko:
Bet ya can't say that three times fast.

Captain Mel:
Pirate prinipoly popoly...pi...per

Wakko:
You lose. [smashes Mel flat with a sledgehammer]

Captain Mel:
[pops out of the sand] Rrggggrgh. [aims his gun at Wakko, who makes a gookie] The penalty for trespassing is death.

Wakko:
Faboo!

Yakko:
[tapping on Captain Mel's shoulder] You can't kill us, ya hardly know us. So uhhhhhhh...how's about a kiss? [Captain Mel gets his gun again] Song break!

The Warners:
[singing] Gosh we're scared, oh gosh, we're frightened Cause our itty-bitty new friend has his teeny-weeny brain all set on blowing us to bits! Oh, how horrible, deplorable, this really is the pits!

The Warners and Captain Mel:
[singing] We should run and we should flee, then where would our story be? This could spell the bitter end.

Captain Mel:
[singing] For animated kids like them!

Yakko:
[singing] For the oldest Warner brother!

Dot:
[singing] And his pretty Warner sister!

Wakko:
[singing] And the other Warner brother!

Captain Mel:
[singing] Their small lives I will smother! They should run and they should flee, Then where would this story be? This... [stops singing and notices that the Warners are gone]

Yakko:
Bon Voyage-y!

The Warners:
Buh-bye!

[The Warners are on the boat and Wakko rows the boat]

Captain Mel:
Come back here you piles of sluggish sea slime! Rrrr!