Animaniacs, Season 1

[Back at the pirate ship, Captain Mel has a harpoon and he hops]

Captain Mel:
Arggh! [Yakko, Wakko and Dot have fishing poles, throw them away and then show banner, it reads, WISH YOU WERE WERE; throws the telescope away] Rarr! [hops to his harpoon and sits on his chair then shoots the harpoon but it missed the Warners. He grabs the grip with a big, huge shark and gasps. He laughs and sends the shark back.] Phew. [turns around to see the Warner dressed up like pirates]

Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
Arr!

Yakko:
Arr!

Wakko:
Arr!

Dot:
Arr!

[Captain Mel raises his fist and hook then hops to them]

Wakko:
Arr! Yarr! Arr, Arr, Arr! Yarr!

Yakko:
Too big.

Wakko:
Arr.

Yakko:
Better.

Captain Mel:
I'll teach you three scallawags to mess with the likes of me. [walks away, opens the door, then comes back with a treasure chest with weapons] Choose your weapon.

Yakko:
Okay.

[They zip and then comes back with a very big, black cannon. Captain Mel gasps and shoots him, covered with black smoke]

Captain Mel:
[dazed] How did ye do that?

Yakko:
Aah, you mean with the big comedy cannon? You really wanna know?

Captain Mel:
Arr.

Yakko:
I'll take that as a yes. [zips away and Wakko and Dot bring a chair and Captain Mel sits on it. They grab two dust Ostrich Feather Dust Cleaning Brushes to clean him. They stopped and Yakko skid and they spin. Yakko, Wakko and Dot are back to their original clothes; singing] I Am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual. My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical. I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read from wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head. I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette then smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette. I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright. Aah! Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite. [they run down the stairs, while Captain Mel chases them] When in a jam, I just yell, "Stop!" and villains in their tracks are froze. Then I sneak up, and utter "Start!" and take their hands and honk their nose. I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny from Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny. [pulls a lever with four pictures on them. Daffy Duck, Tweety Bird, Babs Bunny and Buster Bunny. Daffy gets a Hammer and hits Captain Mel. He falls into the chair] To suit my mood, I can call forth a lot of different sceneries like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries from this bag here, why, I can pull most anything imaginable like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal! [pulls Bert, a cannibal wearing a necklace and a hula skirt and some brown shoes]

[Then Bert chases Captain Mel, who flees in terror. Now the Warners are at the end of the pirate ship]

Yakko, Wakko and Dot:
[singing] You see in matters comical, unusual and whimsical, We are the very model of cartoon individuals!