Animaniacs, Season 1

[A wide shot of Slappy's Treedome and a mailbox is shown in Burbank, Cailfornia. Inside Slappy was sitting on a chair, watching TV. The TV zooms in to reveal a construction site and a sign that reads, SPIKE CONSTRUCTION. A young Slappy wearing a construction hat, skipping on a construction building. She holds a bucket of RED HOLT BOLTS. She throws a red bolt of the site, then gets a hammer and pounds it]

Young Slappy:
Dah da Dee Da de da dee dee duh de duh da dah

[A Big Bad Wolf, wearing red overalls, peeks out of the site. He pulls his overalls revealing some high heels and Walks over. He imagines Slappy as a turkey and a sign that reads, SQUIRREL RUMP ROAST. The wolf licks his jaws and gets a fork and spoon out of his pockets. Slappy holds the bucket of RED HOT BOLTS. The wolf tries to eat Slappy, but she throws red hot metals into his mouth. He holds his neck and fire burns his head. Slappy hits the wolf with the hammer. The wolf spin and falls very far and pops up to his regular self and his eyes bugle out]'

Slappy:
Wild take number 32. Hah ha. Regular as clockwork, (burps) wish everything was regular as clockwork.

[The wolf hits the ground, turns into 3 babies, which cry.]

Young Slappy:
If there's one thing that I hate,

Slappy and Young Slappy:
It's a crybaby. [laugh]

[The first Slappy coughs and spits, while the second Slappy holds a sign that reads, THE END]

Young Slappy:
Now that's com-

[But the commercial changes the channel and a box that reads TOTALLY AWESOME ACME SNAX and Three turtles come out of the box wearing hats and they have canes]

Cereal commercial, singing:
Totally awesome Acme Snax, they are fun and energy packed, sugar coated sugar sacs.

Slappy:
Eh, stop it. [throws the remote at the TV lying down] Flipping network cuts out my famous end line for some razza-flavin' crudball commercial. [the doorbell rings] Ehh, somebody get me a peen-ball hammer. [walks to the door and opens it.] Who is it?!

Skippy Squirrel:
[glomps on his aunt into her house] Aunt Slappy!

[The screen pans to Skippy sitting on Slappy's tummy]

Slappy:
[to the camera] What can I do? He's my nephew. Hello Skippy.

Skippy:
Hi! [hopping up and down] What happened to your TV set?

Slappy:
It's having a bad day. Pardon me, but you've got a little excess energy there Skippy.

Skippy:
Must be these totally awesome ACME Snax. Want some?