Animaniacs, Season 1

Yakko:
Friends, we'll paint any ceiling for just 29.95. Right! How do we do it? No overhead. In fact, when we get through, you'll have nothing overhead! And if you hire us, you'll have nothing in your head! We paint ceilings, ceilings and ONLY ceilings! We don't paint floors cuz they're beneath us.

Michelangelo:
[angrily standing, boiling, covered in red paint] Who are you? What are you doing here?

Yakko:
We heard you had a ceiling that needs painting.

Dot:
Nice bungalow. This your place?

Michelangelo:
You fools, I'm the great Michelangelo! And this is the Sistine chapel!

Yakko:
Oh, yeah? If you're so great, what did you do with the other fifteen chapels, huh? Gotcha there.

Michelangelo:
Out! Out! HOW DARE YOU! [prepares to throw The Warner Siblings out, but he gets thrown out himself, confused] Huh?

Yakko:
Well, that takes care of the competition.

Dot:
Gentlemen, start your rollers! [Yakko and Wakko get white paint]

Yakko:
You know, a little touch-up will do wonders for this place.

Michelangelo:
Let me in! Let me in!

Yakko:
[dressed up as The Guardian of the Gates.] Nobody gets in to see the Wizard. Not nobody. Not nohow.

Michelangelo:
But I'm Michaelangelo.

Yakko:
[gasps] The Witch's Michaelangelo? Well. Now, that's a ceiling of a different color.

Michelangelo:
[gasps] Argh! What have you done to my beautiful ceiling?!

[Shows white ceiling]

Yakko:
Ya like it? I gotta tell ya, we had a heck of a time covering up those naked people.

Michelangelo:
You FOOLS! You've ruined it! It's supposed to have pictures!

Wakko:
Pictures? He wants pictures!

Yakko:
Hey, don't worry Mike, our mistake. [whispering] This hasn't happened to us since that Venus de Milo arms fiasco.

Dot:
Say, why don't you go paint that Moaning Lisa, Leonardo?

Michelangelo:
That's Da Vinci!

Dot:
That's delightful!

Yakko:
That's de-lovely, but, we got a ceiling to paint.

Michelangelo:
Wha-but-

Dot:
[giving Michelangelo wallpapers and two books] Here. Just pick out a wallpaper pattern and relax. We'll take care of everything.

Wakko:
[wearing toilet plungers on his feet] Yeah, when it comes to ceilings, we're the tops!

Yakko:
[giving Michelangelo wallpapers and a refrigerator] Oh, and while you're at it, pick out the linoleum, why don't-cha?

Dot:
[giving Michelangelo wallpapers and a fish bowl with a goldfish in it] And don't forget your upholstery and your bathroom fixtures.

Michelangelo:
Oh, thank you.

Yakko:
Now, don't you worry your pretty, little head. By the way, nice toga.