Animaniacs, Season 1

[After "The Studio Shrink Song"]

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Stop zat! Stop! Do you know why you're here?

Yakko:
No one really knows why, Doc, although Schopenhauer put forth an interesting theory-

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Zat's not what I meant!

Dot:
Then why'd you say it?

Dr. Scratchansniff:
You're misinterpreting!

Yakko:
[standing next to Miss Interpreting] No, this is Miss Interpreting.

Wakko:
[standing next to Miss Understanding] This is Miss Understanding.

Dot:
[laying on a pillow] And I'm Miss-terious.

Wakko:
[the Warners are playing with a golden bust of Sigmund Freud] Wow, a giant Pez dispenser! Want one?

Yakko:
[taking a Pez] Please.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Stop playing with my bust!

[Awkward pause]

Yakko:
[blows the audience a kiss] Mwah! Goodnight, everybody!

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Be quiet, please! I have something to tell you!

Yakko:
Ooh, story time

Wakko:
Get right to the scary part.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
What scary part?

Dot:
The part with my pet. [opens the tiny white box. Dot's pet appears as giant crab with eyeball replacing its head]

Dr. Scratchansniff:
[startled] Eagh! Ya, yeah your pet, okay. Good pet. Heh heh heh. Now, listen. The studio is getting a big fancy party for some new investors, with movie stars und everything, und, uh, you have been invited.

Warner Siblings:
Movie stars?

Yakko:
Michelle Pfeiffer.

Dot:
Mel Gibson.

Wakko:
Don Knotts!

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Please! There's also some bad news.

Dot:
Bea Arthur is putting out a swimsuit calendar?

Dr. Scratchansniff:
She is? Of course, not. No. The bad news is you can only go if I train you to be polite, clean, well-dressed children on your best behavior.

Dot:
[wearing a party hat and holding a pony by the reins in front of balloons] I thought you said it was a party!