Animaniacs, Season 1

[Dr. Scratchansniff is teaching The Warner Siblings table manners]

Dr. Scratchansniff:
When it's time to eat, table manners are the upmost importance. I vant you to sit up.

The Warners:
[acting like dogs] Woof!

Yakko:
We can also play dead.

[The Warner Siblings roll over off the table]

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Get up! Get up!

Dot:
What, without a treat?

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Yes!

Yakko:
Alright, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
But Shamu doesn't vant to go to the party!

Dot:
Was he invited?

Dr. Scratchansniff:
ARGH!

[Hello Nurse opens the door, walking in provocatively in a French maid outfit with food. She brings the food down onto the table]

Yakko and Wakko:
[panting] Hello, French nurse!

Dot:
[inhales, pointing her finger up] Never mind. [crosses her arms]

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Now, we will eat a practice meal, ja, und I will correct you as we go along. Begin. [the Warners drink the soups, throw the plates away, then jump around stuffing themselves and eating more food] Don't eat with your hands! You must use the proper tools! [as Yakko operates a dig machine as to dump food with a bigger total volume than Wakko into Wakko's mouth] Stop zat, sit down! Do you want to go to the party, or not?

Warners:
Yes.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Gaargh! Fine. Now zen, you have a salad fork, a dinner fork, a butter knife, a water glass, a soup spoon, a dinner knife, a fish knife, an oyster fork, desert spoon, a napkin, a finger bowl, a dinner spoon, a salad knife, a bread plate. Got it?

Wakko:
Got it? I can beat it, I have a full house.

Yakko and Dot:
[slamming their cards onto the table] Aw!

Dr. Scratchansniff:
You're not paying attention. You didn't hear any of that. You're not listening to anything I say!

Yakko:
Well, sure we are, Doc. Let's review, shall we?