Animaniacs, Season 1

Ferman Flaxseed is pouring a bag of marshmallows into a barrel. Yakko, disguised as a mail man, comes in with a telegram for him]

Yakko:
Telegram for Ferman Flaxseed! [hands him the envelope] How about a tip?

Ferman Flaxseed:
Don't eat lead!

Wakko:
[as he and Dot appear out of envelope] Didja miss us?

Dot:
Give us a kiss, kid! [kisses him on the nose. They run as he gives chase]

Wakko:
Look! Malted milk balls! [pours the malted milkballs out of the jar and into his mouth. He becomes a machine gun as Ferman Flaxseed advances towards them. He spits them out with Dot winding his tail, shooting at Ferman Flaxseed. Ferman Flaxseed deflects the malted milkballs, which go into Yakko's mouth, using the silver platter as a shield. Wakko runs out of malted milkballs] I'm out!

Ferman Flaxseed:
[angrily grabs Wakko and Dot] Naugh-ty, naugh-ty children! [holds up Wakko and Dot]

Sister Margaret-Mary-Anne-June-July:
[offscreen] Stop right there! [as her shadow overlooms Ferman Flaxseed] You put those children down, you beast!

[Sister Margaret-Mary-Anne-June-July stands at the doorway with a ruler, very angrily; Yakko smiles]

Ferman Flaxseed:
But, you-don't understand! They were-

Wakko and Dot:
[pretending to cry] WAH!

Sister Margaret-Mary-Anne-June-July:
Come on, girls! That's the one I toldja about! Get him!

[She and the nuns march in angrily, with yard sticks in their hands. Camera trucks-in on Ferman Flaxseed's terrified face]

Ferman Flaxseed:
Wait! You're nuns! You're not allowed to resort to physical violence!

Sister Margaret-Mary-Anne-June-July:
He's right! Let us pray. [she and the nuns pray mumblingly. Outside Flaxseed's Totallity of Candy, a Notre Lame bus pulls up. Cheerleaders and The Notre Lame Marching Band come out of the bus as The Notre Lame Football Team comes to beat up Ferman Flaxseed] Our prayers have been answered! [blows the whistle]

[The Notre Lame Football Team marches down an aisle of Cheerleaders and beat up Ferman Flaxseed]

Warnerss:
[cheerleading] Clobber Flaxseed, clobber Flaxseed! Sis-boom-bah! Fighting Irish, Fighting Irish! Rah! Rah! Rah!

Dot:
Go, Flaxseed! [violence stops] Just kidding!

[Violence continues. The Warnerss eat popcorn as they watch the violence. The Notre Lame Football Team stops beating up Ferman Flaxseed, and leaves. So do Sister Margaret-Mary-Anne-June-July and the nuns. Ferman Flaxseed is beaten up and weak from the fight]

Yakko:
You should go hit the shower!

[They throw him into the quick drying chocolate. He gets covered in chocolate]

Wakko:
Make sure to wash behind your ears!

[They dunk him in quick drying chocolate. He becomes a chocolate bunny]

Dot:
He's so cute!