Animaniacs, Season 1

[Pinky and The Brain sneak across the screen. Wally Llama runs to his temple]

The Warner Siblings:
[offscreen] Hello, Llama!

Wally Llama:
AAH! [He runs out of his temple while The Warner Siblings give chase. He falls in exhaustion after fleeing from The Warner Siblings] Go away, please!

Yakko:
Okay, fine. We know when we're not wanted. We can take a hint, you know. Come on, sibs. He probably doesn't know the answer to our question anyway.

Wally Llama:
There is no question that I do not know the answer to.

Yakko:
Yeah, yeah, but you wouldn't know the answer to this one. Just, ah- just forget it.

Wally Llama:
But I know. I know everything!

Yakko:
No, you don't. Not this.

[Wally Llama runs to The Warner Siblings]

Wally Llama:
There is no question in the world I do not know the answer to. Go ahead. Ask me. Ask me.

[Yakko turns to the viewer and waves his eye brows]

Yakko:
I thought you weren't answering any questions.

Wally Llama:
Well, I'm not. Just this one to prove to you that I know everything.

Yakko:
Well, uhh... okay. Here's our question. [leaning in with Wakko and Dot as Dot's eye is briefly seen detached from her face] Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

[The Warner Siblings lean in at Wally Llama's face, and wave their eye brows]

Wally Llama:
I... I... I don't know. [sweating] I don't know. [as his eyes merge and green swirls form in his eyes] I don't know! [as his pupils dilate] I-I-I-I-I-I- [flapping his lips, using his fingers, as his eyes his eyes merge and green swirls form in his eyes again and turn into swirls] Blblblbbllbi- Ho-hohoho ho ha wha ha! [jumping up and down at The Warner Siblings] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know! [He flips his lips, then sprouts four heads] Gobble gobble gobble gobble! [All four heads merge back into one head] Kama kama kama kama, rper, llama llama llama! [He speaks Nepalese as he bends the film of the video, and dances away, scattering flowers all over the place]

Yakko:
Maybe we should just write Dear Abby.

[Yakko waves his eye brows as the cartoon irises-out]