Animaniacs, Season 1

[The cartoon opens up on a street with garage sale signs everywhere. Camera pans right to Papa Bear's house]

Papa Bear:
[counting his $700] 700 big ones. [He looks left and right. He puts the $700 in his shirt. He laughs delightfully]

Customer:
'Scuse me

Papa Bear:
Hi, neighbor, what can I do you for?

Customer:
[showing him a small wooden pepper grinder] What is this?

Papa Bear:
Well, this, uh, this thing, it's a, uh, gribble refiner. Very valuable, one of a kind.

Customer:
What's a gribble refiner?

Papa Bear:
What's a gri- you refine gribble with it, for heaven's sake. You don't have to buy it, make your own. Enough gribble for everyone.

Customer:
Wow! I'll take it!

Papa Bear:
Good man! [adding on an adding machine, taking his money, one-by-one] That's $19.95 plus tax, license, destination fee, shipping and handling. Whoops. I forgot research and development. Nice doing business with ya. Bye bye! [tosses him away]

Old lady:
[tapping Papa Bear on his right shoulder] Excuse me.

[Camera pans down left to an old lady]

Papa Bear:
What can I do ya for?

Old lady:
[showing him the action figure with its head popping up on a spring] I bought this from your garage sale an hour ago, and when I got it home, it fell apart.

Papa Bear:
It's supposed to that. Gives it character.

Old lady:
Oh, no. It's broken, and I'd like my money back.

Papa Bear:
Tell ya what I'm gonna do. I'm a fair man, let's compromise. [shouting at her] No refunds! [throws her away into a tree. Walks away, dusting his hands]

Old lady:
That was rude.

Yakko:
[reading sign] "Garage sale". [to Wakko and Dot] Must be this way.

[The Warner Siblings run to the garage sale. Wakko runs back to the old lady in the tree]

Wakko:
Hello, lady in the tree. [He runs back to his siblings]

Old lady:
What a charming lad.