Animaniacs, Season 1

Yakko:
[measuring the garage with Wakko's tongue] 22 feet wide. [lets go of Wakko's tongue and it winds back into his mouth, pumps Wakko's tail to jack his neck up to the top of the garage]

Wakko:
10 feet tall!

[Papa Bear counts his cash, but sees The Warners measuring his garage. He puts the cash in his shirt and goes to his garage]

Dot:
Oh, Yakko, it's just the perfect size, it'll fit right on top of the water tower!

Wakko:
Hey, the owner's coming.

Yakko:
[whispering to Wakko and Dot] Remember, sibs, don't let him know were interested, or we won't get a good deal.

[The Warner Siblings whistle and walk around while Papa Bear watches them, suspiciously]

Papa Bear:
[blocking them] What are you kids doing?

Yakko:
Nah, it's just not what we're looking for, uhh... it's all wrong.

Wakko:
You'd have to pay us to take it away.

[Dot and Yakko smile at eachother]

Yakko:
But, uhh... I think we could see our way clear to pay you, hmm, what's fair? ¢26?

Papa Bear:
What are you talking about?

Yakko:
Now, now, none of that. We're not here to haggle. ¢26 is our final offer for your garage. Take or leave it.

Dot:
Take it, oh, take it, please, please! [Yakko shakes his head rapidly, waving his finger] Or not. I don't care.

Papa Bear:
You kids are crazy. Get off of my property!

Yakko:
¢27, but this is as high as we go for this particular garage. [to Wakko] You'll have to sell your Don Knotts videos.

[Wakko whimpers]

Papa Bear:
[pushing them out] The garage is not for sale! [He closes the garage door]

Wakko:
Ooh, [grabbing at the garage door opener] can I press the button?

Papa Bear:
No!

Wakko:
[grabbing onto the garage door opener] Oh, please, please? [Both he and Papa Bear release the garage door opener. The garage door opener smashes]

Papa Bear:
Now, look what you've done!

Wakko:
[picking up the broken garage door opener] Don't worry, Mister. I can fix it! It'll be good as new.

Papa Bear:
Give me that back!

Wakko:
I'll fix it, I'll fix it! I'll be right back.

[Wakko runs between Papa Bear's legs, taking the garage door opener to repair it. Papa Bear is on all fours, looking at Yakko and Dot upside down]

Yakko:
[holding out a quarter and two pennies] So, how about it, Pally? ¢27. Deal?

Papa Bear:
[to Yakko and Dot, walking up to them] What are you kids, nuts? My garage isn't for sale. It's worth at least $20,000.

Dot:
Fine. Let's meet somewhere in the middle.

Yakko:
[holding out a quarter and three pennies] ¢28.

Papa Bear:
Why, you little-! [Yakko and Dot run before Papa Bear can catch them. He chases them all over his front yard] Get outta here!

Yakko:
Not until you sell us the garage.

[Wakko uses the garage door opener on Papa Bears roof, raising it]

Wakko:
Faboo! [He gets the roof back on the house, nearly crushing the house. He uses it on a trendy couple, turning them upside down. He turns them back right side up. Yakko and Dot run over a door, passing him. He uses it on the door, raising it at Papa Bear. CRASH! Yellow stars, blue stars, and red swirls fill the screen. Papa Bear sees flying white balls. Wakko uses the garage door on the door] Almost got it fixed.

[Yakko and Dot grab Wakko and take him as Papa Bear falls down. THUD! The ground shakes]

Dot:
What are we gonna do, Yakko? I don't think he wants to sell.

Yakko:
We'll have to try a different approach.

[two women walk pass The Warners. Wakko is about to use the garage door opener on them]

Dot:
[taking the garage door away from him, grabbing his left arm] That will be enough of that.

Yakko:
Every boy needs a hobby.