Animaniacs, Season 1

Czar Nicholas II:
What happened? Rasputin, what are you doing here? The last thing I remember was you asking for a raise. I'm sorry, Rasputin, no raise. That's final.

Rasputin:
[hypnotically, mumbling] Look into my eyes. [He covers his mouth, realizing he is toothless]

Czar Nicholas II:
What?

Rasputin:
[hypnotically, mumbling] I said, "Look into my eyes".

Czar Nicholas II:
I don't understand you.

Rasputin:
[angrily jumping up and down] I said, "Look into my eyes"!

Czar Nicholas II:
Don't take that tone with me.

Rasputin:
Listen to me, you stupid Czar!

Czar Nicholas II:
How dare you! You're fired! I'll never understand why I kept you around so long. Get out! [kicks Rasputin out]

Narrator:
[as Rasputin angrily shakes his fist at Czar Nicholas II, gets up, dusts himself, and walks off in a huff] No longer capable of hypnotizing the Czar, Rasputin was banished forever, and the Czar was free to rule Russia as he darn well pleased.

Czar Nicholas II:
I can't thank you enough. All of Russia owes you a great debt. Goodbye.

Dot:
Bye-bye, Czar.

Wakko:
What a nice man.

Yakko:
I see nothing but good things in his future. Of course, I could be wrong.

[Inside the palace, Czar Nicholas II is giving the Chihuahua bones on a pillow]

Czar Nicholas II:
[hypnotized] I will give you bones. Bones, bones.

Chihuahua:
I may be ugly, but I'm smart.