Animaniacs, Season 1

[Yakko is reciting Puck's final monologue from A Midsummer Night's Dream while Dot translates]

Yakko:
If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.

Dot:
If the actors in our show made you mad, it will be okay if you look at it this way!

Yakko:
That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.

Dot:
You fell asleep on your butt and dreamed the whole thing.

Yakko:
And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream.

Dot:
There was a hole in the plot you can drive a truck through.

[behind the action, Wakko is picking flowers and is swatted by a group a fairies. He sprays them away with a fire hose]

Yakko:
Gentles, do not reprehend...

Dot:
Honeys, don't blame us. You could be watching Oprah.

Yakko:
If you pardon, we will mend.

Dot:
But we're sorry and we promise our next show will be full of funny skits.

[Wakko continues to pick flowers when a very sexy fairy emerges]

Wakko:
Hello pixie! [he chases after her]

Yakko:
And, as I am an honest Puck...

Dot:
I'm not touching that one.

Yakko:
If we have unearned luck now to 'scape the serpent's tongue.

Dot:
What he said.

Yakko:
We will make amends ere long!

Dot:
We'll buy you foot long hot dogs!

Yakko:
Else the Puck a liar call: So, good night unto you all. [he blows a kiss]

Dot:
Goodnight everybody!

Yakko:
Give me your hands, if we be friends.

Dot:
Applaud if you like us!

[the pixie Wakko has been chasing after comes up behind him enraged. He tries to give her flowers while she tries to swat him with a huge fly swatter]

Wakko:
And Robin shall restore amends.

Dot:
And the Boy Wonder will save us.

[the Batmobile drives up and the Warners all jump in it, and it drives away]