Animaniacs, Season 1

Dr. Scratchansniff:
It's time to play...

Audience:
[offscreen, as the words "You Risk Your Life" appear on the screen] You Risk Your Life!

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Now, everybody's favorite host, Yakko.

[stock footage of a live-action audience clapping plays]

[Yakko cuts through the curtain with scissors, then slams his head on the stage a couple of times. Stock footage of a live-action audience clapping plays]

Yakko:
Thank you. Oh, Scratchansniff. Why don't we bring out our first two contestants?

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Okay. She's a homemaker from Madison, Wisconsin. He is the world's greatest philosopher. Please, welcome Mrs. Myra Puntridge und Aristotle.

[The curtain reveals Mrs. Myra Puntridge (actually Elmra Duff from Tiny Toons Adventures), and Aristotle. Stock footage of a live-action audience clapping plays]

Yakko:
Welcome to You Risk Your Life. Say the secret word, and Wakko will hit you on the head with a mallet.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
[offscreen, whispering] Today's secret word is "Yes."

Yakko:
Now, Myra, you're a homemaker, is that right?

Mrs. Myra Puntridge:
Oh, correct.

Yakko:
What kind of homes do you make?

[stock footage of a live-action audience laughing plays]

Yakko:
And, Aristotle, let's see here. It says you are a philosopher, is that correct?

Aristotle:
Yes.

[Dinging is heard offscreen, and Aristotle gets hit on the head]

Yakko:
Congratulations. You said the secret word. Well, are you both ready to play you risk your life?

Aristotle:
Yes.

[Dinging is heard offscreen, and Aristotle gets hit on the head again]

Yakko:
You said the secret word again. Congratulations. All right, you've chosen the category "Vocabulary." Here's your question. "What word is the opposite of 'No'?"

[Mrs. Myra Puntridge and Aristotle whisper]

Aristotle:
Yes.

[stock footage of a live-action audience clapping plays]

Yakko:
That's correct!

[Dinging is heard offscreen, and Aristotle gets hit on the head again]

Yakko:
Good night, everybody. See you tomorrow.

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Mallet furnished by Bashem and Wallop of Beverly Hills. Good night.