Animaniacs, Season 1

[Scene changes from Winter to Spring. Candie Chipmunk comes out of her tree, skinny and tired. "The Dance of the Reed Flutes" from "The Nutcracker Suite" by Pytor Tchaikovsky plays, at the same time a semitone lower, as Candie Chipmunk, looking skinny and tired, walks over to Slappy Squirrel's tree. She knocks on the door. Slappy Squirrel opens the door]

Candie Chipmunk:
[tired with insanity] I've been waiting, and waiting, and waiting! I can't take it any longer! Give it to me! Give it to me! Give it to me!

[Skippy Drops an anvil on Candie Chipmunk offscreen]

Slappy Squirrel:
What about the plot, Hemingway? What's an anvil got to do with this story?

Skippy:
Who cares? Anvils are funny!

Slappy Squirrel:
Kids, what the heck can you do? Watch a pro, Skippy. [presents the can wrapped up like a baby] Congratulations, you're a mother.

Candie Chipmunk:
[stunned from the anvil] Really? [folds back blanket and sees the can, then grins goofily] He looks just like his father.

Slappy Squirrel:
Now, you and Mr. Dumpster have a happy life. Buh-bye.

Candie Chipmunk:
Burp for mommy.

Slappy Squirrel:
Now, for that buttermilk.

Skippy Squirrel:
Speeww!

Slappy Squirrel:
It could be worse. It could be prune juice.

[Skippy turns to the viewer and shrugs. Fade to black]