Animaniacs, Season 1

Yakko:
[to Queequeg] Hi, we're stowaways. Are you gopher?

Queequeg:
No, I Queequeg.

[The Warner Siblings sniff him]

Yakko:
Sorry to hear that. Next time, don't eat so many prunes.

Wakko:
[pointing to a flag with a prohibition symbol over Moby Dick] Hey, look. They've got miniature golf onboard.

[The Warner Siblings hit the golf balls]

Warner Siblings:
Fore! [The golf balls bounce all over The Pequod until they hit Captain Ahab's door]

Captain Ahab:
Who dares disturb my brooding? [He grabs Starbuck by his collar] Starbuck, have you sighted Moby Dick?

Starbuck:
Ach! Negative, Captain. We must quit this mad quest.

Captain Ahab:
Ye craven bilge rat. We'll search for Moby Dick until- what?

Yakko:
Captain Stubing, you mind if I steered the boat so we can go water-skiing?

Captain Ahab:
What? Yes. Go away. We'll search for Moby Dick until the seas dry up and the fish flop around in their underwear because all the water's gone. We'll search until- huh? [The Pequod tilts] What in the name of Neptune's pantry? [He sees Yakko at the helm] Give me that wheel at once!

[Yakko gives him both the wheel and the helm]

Yakko:
You're the Captain.

Captain Ahab:
Whoa! [Captain Ahab spins around, then spins towards the barrels knocking them down like bowling pins at a bowling alley. The Warner Siblings help him up] Who are ye?!

Yakko:
We're The Warner Brothers, Captain Stubing.

Dot:
And The Warner Sister. Say, would you see if there's anything stuck in my teeth?

Wakko:
You know, if you shaved your beard, you'd look just like Ernest Borgnine.

Captain Ahab:
Mark ye well that I am Captain Ahab. Cursed by vengeance to roam the seas until I find Moby Dick. You stowaways earn your keep aboard The Pequod. Now find me a white whale.

Dot:
Okay.

Yakko:
Look. A white whale.

Captain Ahab:
Where? Where?

The Warner Siblings:
[singing] Monkeys always look! Monkeys always look!

Captain Ahab:
Stop your tomfoolery. Find me that whale!

Yakko:
Thar she blows!

Captain Ahab:
Where? Where?

[Dot plays a trumpet]

Dot:
[as Louis Armstrong ] That's high C on the high seas. Yeah.

Yakko:
So, what do you say, Cap? Let's look for something else now.

Dot:
[in normal voice] Yeah. Who cares about a white whale? Let's dress up like ghosts and scare the crew.

Captain Ahab:
Don't ye understand? All I live for is to catch Moby, and destroy him for his oil, conquer him for his blubber, stomp on his big whale head and make perfume from his brain.

Yakko:
Captain, you've gotta go on shore leave more often.