Animaniacs, Season 1

Captain Ahab:
Vengeance is mine at last. [He splits the row boat in half, using the spear] Begone!

The Warner Siblings:
Oh, Captain Ahab, don't look behind you.

[Captain Ahab turns to see Moby Dick behind him]

Captain Ahab:
[nearly losing his balance on the front end of the row boat] Whoa- w-w-whoa. So long, Moby Dick. [He throws the spear at Moby Dick. Moby dick catches it, uses it as a toothpick, then kicks the spear away, using his tail. Captain Ahab is now nervous]

Yakko:
Hey, Captain Ahab. Tell Moby all about stomping on him, and making blubber cakes and stuff out of his oil.

Captain Ahab:
[chuckling nervously] Oh, I was just funning the youngsters about all that. I certainly wasn't serious- [swimming away for his life, scared out of his wits] Aah! [Moby Dick chases him, then eats him. Captain Ahab screams. Inside Moby Dick's mouth, Captain Ahab lights a match, then a lantern, and sits down on a broken mast]

Pinocchio:
Say, nice leg.

Captain Ahab:
Get me out of here!

[Moby Dick is swimming away]

Wakko:
So long, Captain Ahab.

Dot:
Enjoy your new home!

Yakko:
Don't play around Moby's blowhole. Alas, we're alone, adrift on the open ocean without food, water, or facial moisturizer.

Wakko:
That's right, kids. Always remember, a moisturized face is a happy face.

Dot:
Isn't there a single ship anywhere that will take pity on us? [sobs] Any ship will do.

[The RMS Titanic, The SS Edmund Fitzgerald, and The S.S. Minnow pull up on all sides]

Skipper:
[offscreen] Hey, little buddies.

Yakko:
We shoulda been more specific.