Animaniacs, Season 1

Narrator:
[in a Sterling Holloway-esque voice] Also in this village, lived the three Warners. The Warners were so poor, they had to sell their only possession. A dried up old cow.

[Cow turns to The Narrator, grunting]

Yakko:
There's the used cow salesman now. Let me do the talking. [Dismouning cow] Excuse me, but would you be interested in buying our cow? Steers like a dream.

Salesman:
Well, uhh... I don't know.

Yakko:
How 'bout buying Wakko? [He holds Wakko up]

Wakko:
Why me? [He shows sparkly eyes]

Yakko:
'Cause Dot gets more letters.

[Dot writes signatures, puts them into letters, then sees Wakko angry at her]

Dot:
I can't help it if I'm c-ute!

Salesman:
Okay, tell ya what. I'll give ya a bean for that cow.

Yakko:
[getting in The Salesman's face] Bean? A bean? You should be ashamed of yourself. Why, she's worth at least, uhh... three beans.

Salesman:
Deal. [He and Yakko shake hands, and holds out 3 beans. The Cow eats the three beans]

Dot:
There goes our 3 bean salad.

[Cow struggles, spits beans into hole. Beanstalk immediately starts grow as The Cow and The Salesman scatter]

Yakko:
[to the viewer] Beans'll do that to ya. [The Warner Siblings scream, and get pushed into the clouds. They get zipped into a bean pod. Yakko unzips, and Wakko spits] Huh. That's the last time I ever travel by bean.

Dot:
[poking Yakko's arm] Look! [She points to the castle]

[The Warner Siblings walk to the castle]

Narrator:
[in a Sterling Holloway-esque voice] And sure enough, The Warners had arrived at the giant castle.

[The Warner Siblings go to door]

Yakko:
Looks like Aaron Spelling's house.

Harp:
[singing offscreen] Free me, free me, Won't you rescue me? The giant sleeps before he wakes. Come in and rescue me.

Yakko:
Are you pretty?

Harp:
[offscreen] Yes!

[Yakko and Wakko look to each other excitedly]

Yakko:
We'll be right there.

[Wakko drags grappling hook out of bag]

Dot:
Is there a handsome man in there too?

Harp:
[offscreen] No.

Dot:
I'll wait out here.

[Wakko throws a grappling hook onto the inside. Yakko and Wakko pull the rope down, making the door fall down. Dot reads a magazine before getting dragged inside by Yakko and Wakko]