Animaniacs, Season 1

[The Warner Siblings are inside the castle]

Dot:
This must be Tori's dressing room.

Harp:
Hello. Please save me.

Yakko:
[in unison with Wakko] Hello, Harp! [solo] She's a dream! [He floats up with cartoon hearts popping like bubbles]

Wakko:
She's a pretend. [He floats up with cartoon hearts popping like bubbles]

Dot:
She's a woman with a harp stuck to her back! Boys. [She sternly walks up leg of table]

[Wakko plays harp]

Harp:
O-hohohoho, oh, uh, that tickles! [gripping Yakko's chin] If you rescue me, you'll be greatly rewarded. I'll give you 4 beans, and a goose.

Yakko:
[stern] How lucky can we get ?

Harp:
[gripping Yakko's chin] Ooh, but this goose is very special. It lays golden eggs.

Yakko:
A little fibre in its diet, and it won't do that anymore.

[Wakko picks up goose, looks under, puts it down again, confused. He shakes goose]

Wakko:
It's broken. [goose gasps, then poops out a golden egg] I fixed it!

[Camera trucks-in to Ralph the Giant's bedroom. Ralph the Giant wakes up, yawnning]