Animaniacs, Season 1

Dover Boys:
[singing offscreen] Daniel Boone saw a great big tree. An attractive tree. But he didn't know it was home to a squirrel named Slappy.

[Inside, Slappy and her nephew, Skippy, are making candles over a cauldron of hot wax]

Skippy:
How come we're making so many candles, Aunt Slappy?

Slappy:
Skippy, it's the 1700s. What'd you expect? Rollerblading?

[Suddenly, the tree begins to shake]

Skippy:
What's that?

Slappy:
Maybe my colon. I hope not. I'll go find out. [Slappy goes outside to find Boone chopping down her tree] Hey! You break this tree, you're gonna pay for it!

Boone:
Looky here, you old squirrel. I'm Daniel Boone, the best frontiersman that ever lived!

Slappy:
Well, I'm Slappy Squirrel, and I'm so old my blood is solid. What are you doing to my tree?

Boone:
I'm fixin' to make it into the front door of my new cabin. Now, git, or I'll make a cap out of ya!

Slappy:
[slamming the door] I got yer cap right here.

Boone:
No old squirrel's gonna stand between me and my cabin!

[As Boone keeps chopping, Slappy peeks out of an upper window, holding a cauldron of hot wax]

Slappy:
Excuse me, Boone? Is there any chance you might find another tree?

Boone:
NO!

Slappy:
I was hoping you'd say that. [Pours hot wax on top of Boone, freezing him mid-swing] Maybe he can rent himself out as a menorah. [laughs]