Animaniacs, Season 1
Wakko:
Hey, you wanna hear a joke?
Dr. Scratchansniff:
No! I don't like ze jokes, Wakko!
Wakko:
Not even a knock-knock joke?
Dr. Scratchansniff:
NO!
[Wakko and Dr. Scratchansniff sit quietly for a moment]
Wakko:
It's really funny.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Oh, alright, fine. One joke.
Wakko:
Knock-knock!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Who's there?
Wakko:
Max!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
Max, who?
Wakko:
Max wants to come in and go crazy!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
[looks at the audience, confused, then back at Wakko] Well. Okay, now that's not really a joke, is it? You see, because it makes no sense.
Wakko:
It does if you know Max.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
But I don't KNOW Max!
Wakko:
If you did, you'd be laughin'!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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