Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 1

Shake:
[Making a post-and-lintel structure out of sofa cushions] That’s good. Okay, that’s all right. That looks good. Hey, who says I couldn’t do this, huh?[Lightning strikes the sofa cushions apart] AAAAHHH! Let me in! Will you let me in, dammit! I mean, guys! Hey-hey! Somebody wanna let me in, please?[Frylock goes to open the door for Shake]

Frylock:
Well, Shake! I thought you moved.

Shake:
What?! I never said that! Who said that!?(He starts coughing)

Ol Drippy:
Oh my. You’re burning up.

Shake:
Yes, I’m very... sick.(He coughs some more)

Ol Drippy:
Frylock, he needs medical help.

Frylock:
He needs an ass-whooping is what he needs.

Ol Drippy:
There’s no time! Here Shake, eat my head!

Shake:
Here! Kiss my ass! Forget about it!!

Ol Drippy:
I’m serious. Coat me with ranch. Chase me with cheese if you must, I don’t care. It’s the only way.

Frylock:
Drippy, don’t! What are you doing?

Meatwad:
Don’t do that, that’s going to hurt you!

Ol Drippy:
I’m saving his life! I’m half penicillin!

Frylock:
Well, I have some penicillin in my lab if that’s what this is all about.

Ol Drippy:
Oh, really? Well then, just give him some of that man, I mean-

Shake:
No, wait. Now, hold on a minute, I- I kind of like the taste of your head. I mean, you said it was the only way, right?(coughs again)

Meatwad:
Where are you going, Drippy? I- I love you!

Ol Drippy:
I'm going away for a while, Meatwad. And I may never come back. But I'll always be here, inside.

Shake:
Yeah, in my stomach, baby.

Ol' Drippy:
Close your eyes, Meatwad. [Shake takes a big bite out of Ol' Drippy] AAH!

Shake:
Leave your eyes open, Meatwad. I wanna horrify you into a coma.