Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 1

Frylock:
You’re gonna chuck him off a cliff? Shake, we could have chucked him off the roof and stayed at home.

Master Shake:
No, This is a magic cliff here, like in The Highlander. So, you will become The Highlander, and you’ll roam the earth forever, trying to kill yourself, but you wouldn’t be able to, because you’ll be…immortal. Won’t that suck, little man? [laughs]

Meatwad:
Well actually, That sounds kinda cool.

Master Shake:
Yeah, it does.

Meatwad:
Then I’m gonna do it.

Master Shake:
NO, YOU’RE NOT! I’m doing it!

Frylock:
Shake, Wait! The Highlander was just a movie. I mean-

Master Shake:
Oh Frylock, The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happen in real time.

Meatwad:
So, this cliff is magic?

Master Shake:
Oh yeah, Big time.

Meatwad:
I’m doing it now.

Happy-Time Harry:
No man, Look you gotta be born a Highlander, You can’t just…become one.

Frylock:
See, he saw the movie too.

Meatwad:
You know, that’s right.

Master Shake:
I know, I saw cliffs, Okay. And there’s lots of magic everywhere…And Mel Gibson.

Happy-Time Harry:
Uhh, Braveheart? Hello?

Master Shake:
Oh, You think you’re the expert? Let's see how much your ass know about FLYING! [throws Happy-Time off a cliff.] Yeah! that’s what I’m talking about.

Frylock:
You done? Because that took forever...

Master Shake:
I am-Well I am foreverrr.....I AM IMMORTAL!!!

Frylock:
Shake, No! [Master Shake jumps off the cliff, his straw clinging to a branch]

Master Shake:
Damn branch…Wait! I'm not immortal here, Okay?

Frylock:
Hang on Shake, we'll call for help!

Meatwad:
No, tell him to let go.

Master Shake:
Yeah, Hurry! I think that the branch will hold for... [branch breaks] IT'S NOT HOLDING!!