Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 1

Carl:
Okay, I'm awake. Let's, uh, friggin go get married.

Meatwad:
Oh Good!

Master Shake:
Yeah, brotha!

Carl:
Let's get married, yeah!

[at Carl's house]

Frylock:
And do you, Svetlana... what does this say?

Carl:
Look, just say Smith or Jones or something... there's no way you can pronounce that right.

Frylock:
Svetlana Smith take Carl...

Carl:
Just say Smith again, it don't matter... none of this matters.

Frylock:
...Smith to be your lawfully wedded husband...

Master Shake:
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Frylock:
...to honor...

Master Shake:
Back up! Rewind!

Frylock:
...take Carl, and Master Shake...

Master Shake:
That's more like it.

Frylock:
to be your lawfully wedded husbands as long as you three shall live.

Svetlana:
[speaking Russian, from inside Carl's house]

Carl:
Alright, yeah!

Master Shake:
Alright, score!

Carl:
Sweet nectar!

Frylock:
Okay, now shove the ring under the door.

Master Shake:
No, we're not doing the ring, I'm not gettin' roped into all that.

Frylock:
How can you not have a ring?

Master Shake:
No, it ends here. I haven't seen food once since she's shown up.

Carl:
He's right, let's do this thing - light this candle.

Frylock:
By the power invested in me by the state of New Jersey I now pronounce you men and wife. You may now kiss the door.

Master Shake:
Blow it open Frylock.

Carl:
Do it!

Svetlana:
[speaking Russian; escapes]

Carl:
Svetlana, baby?

Master Shake:
Great! Great!

Carl:
Oh Man! She got the car.

Meatwad:
Well technically, it's half hers now, right? Or a third, I don't know.

George:
Introducing the new Misters and Mrs. Bertwoski!

Carl:
It's Brutananadilewski! And you get the hell out of here!

Master Shake:
No way, you are staying! We got him til two.