Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 1

[Flashback to Carl's house on Christmas in 1968]

Carl:
[opening his present] Oh boy, oh boy, I hope this is a new mommy!

Carl's Dad:
Yeah, it's not. Unwrap it, ya little creep, we gotta be at work in an hour.

Carl:
What is this, da– is this carpet, daddy?

Carl's Dad:
Carpet? No. It's berber; that's an industry term.

Carl:
Hey, it's like a flyin' magic carpet here! Look at this, I'm flyin' around in Egyptland!

Carl's Dad:
[cuts Carl off] Yeah, that's cute. Don't get too attached there, Aladdin, 'cause its about to be magic flyin' dinner.

Carl:
[looking worried] Y-you can't eat carpet... Silly Daddy.

Carl's Dad:
No, of course you can't, like that. You gotta boil it, so the glue gets soft, ya know.:[looks at his watch] Oh jeez, look at the time!

Carl:
But it's Christmas, Daddy!

Carl's Dad:
You're not getting out of this! Put on your work boots and your respirator! I pulled a lot of strings to get them to hire an 8-year-old!

Carl:
[crying and muttering to himself] Don't make me go! I don't wanna make insulation!

Carl's Dad:
C'MON, WE'RE LATE!!!!

Carl:
OH GOD!

[Robot appears and lasers shoot everywhere]

Cybernetic Ghost:
You remember that Christmas, don't you?

Carl:
Yeah, well, you know, I remember eating carpet. Not so much the, uh, lasers and the robots.