Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 2

Shake:
I haven't paid taxes in six years.. I am not gettin' busted by a sandwich!

The Voice:
Then you must find another with an appetite for insanity.

Shake:
Hey. You're dumb. Eat this.

Meatwad:
I heard what that boy said; I ain't eating jack.

Shake:
You're gonna let this guy scare you? How bad could it possibly be?

The Voice:
It's a world of skinless, blood-soaked nightmares clattering from the deep and clattering for the meat of the guilty.

Shake:
Oh, come on. The guy's just jealous. Go on. Woof it down, dog.

Meatwad:
Well I don't know, I mean, is the mayonnaise fat-free?

Shake:
You're a dog.

Meatwad:
'Cause, you know, it's not the calories that get you, man. It's the saturated fats.

Shake:
[stuffs Meatwad's mouth with the Broodwich] Woof it, you mutt.

Frylock:
Meatwad, no!

[Meatwad gets sent to Hell]

Shake:
Hey, did you hear what I called him? He can't do jack about it. [Meatwad reappears from Hell] Hey! How'd ya like Mr. Sticks?! He was a real treat, wasn't he?

Meatwad:
Yeah... Jerry said you guys had a little run-in, but he's a decent guy, I mean, once you get to know him.

Shake:
Bull crap! I know that guy was all over you with his axe!

Meatwad:
Nah, that don't sound like Jerry. Now, the Jerry I know took me to Merry Christmas... which is a strip club... Merry Triple X-mas.. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying!?

Shake:
Gimme that sandwich!!

[Shake quickly eats the Broodwich and been sent to hell]

Frylock:
Wow, so you're saying it was fun?

Meatwad:
Hell no! That sumbitch had an axe!

[Cut to hell, where Shake appears next to two stick-men]

Jerry:
So, I don't know, she's like, "move your skulls to the basement, because I got these 'drapes'..." I don't even get that, I’m like, "Honey, this is 'work'."

Stick Man 2:
Are you serious?

Jerry:
I can’t put ‘em in the fucking basement, I mean, and she’s like, you know, “Can you put a tarp over them, also?” And I just felt like...NO! I’m not... god damn it!

Stick Man 2:
I got one at home just like it. And I got a kid now, and so...

Jerry:
That’s a whole other set of bullshit, I’m sure.

Stick Man 2:
So, Cathy puts the co-sleeper right next to my preserved brain collection, and she wants me to move them cause she thinks it's not hygienic.

Jerry:
I don't understand how there's a lack of appreciation for that... backlight coming through the glass of the jars that the brains are in. I mean, it just looks cool.

Stick Man 2:
You've seen that?

Jerry:
Why move it? That's the point of putting it next to the window.

Stick Man 2:
Right.

Jerry:
And I’m sure you've explained that to Cathy, but she obviously doesn't get that.

Stick Man 2:
Yeah. Yeah, there's no... yeah, I can’t even argue with her.

Jerry:
Ugh, it's fuckin' ridiculous.

Stick Man 2:
If I want to move the bed... (sees Shake) Hey. Hey, isn't that that guy?

Master Shake:
And what's with the toilet seat, right?

Jerry:
—Oh what the fuck!?!

[Jerry begins to chase Shake, wielding an axe]

Master Shake:
Jerry, no! We're cool! We're cool, man!