Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 2

Shake:
(calling Carl) Hey buddy, how's it going? You know, I just happened to check the pH levels of your pool and they are incredibly high! Not good. Fix it or I'm getting a lawyer. Okay, bye!

Frylock:
Did you ask him?

Meatwad:
What'd he say?

Shake:
Yeah, it's cool. We're all good.

Meatwad:
Hell yeah!

[They bring a pool float and sunglasses next door. Carl's house is surrounded by metal poles]

Carl:
He-he-heeeey, buddy!.

Shake:
You were home the whole time?

Meatwad:
Well, he don't ever leave the house, he's one of them, um, shutoffs. Sh-shutout. Wait, what the hell is it called?

Shake:
It's a shut up.

Meatwad:
Yeah, it's a shut up.

Shake:
I never thought you'd screen with me, Carl.

Carl:
(insincerely) Oh, I was just lightin' the grill, waiting for you guys to come over! Have a little barbeque, little beer...you know I love you guys.

Frylock:
Carl, you alright? You're acting strange.

Carl:
No, I'm nooot! Come on!

Frylock:
Yes, you are!

Carl:
Hey, race over here! Last one in is a rotten egg!

Meatwad:
Shake's a rotten egg!

[Lasers emit from the poles when Meatwad gets close. They back away, shocked]

Frylock:
Whoa.

Meatwad:
Oh, that feels hot.

Carl:
Aw, come on, why'd you stop?! Keep coming, ya so close.

Meatwad:
Hell yeah, well come on!

Frylock:
No, Meatwad, don't.

[he runs the float by the lasers, causing it to pop and burn]

Carl:
Wait for it.

[lasers come out the roof of Carl's house and shoot the float]

Carl:
Good, it works. Now, you try doing that with your body now.

Meatwad:
...okay!

Frylock:
No, Meatwad, stop!

Shake:
(waving sunglasses around) Carl, top shelf. Not the high-end model, but it works for you and, y'know, your income bracket, but don't worry, I'm not going to tell anybody how cheap you are.

[Shake accidently waves the sunglasses into the lasers, cutting them]

Carl:
Yeah, come closer there, Shakeman. You won't tell anybody anything. Ever again.