Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 2

Master Shake:
Meatwad, it's for you. Someone who thinks he's your friend.

Meatwad:
(with severely swollen eyes) Bring him over to the light.

Frylock:
Ooh, Meatwad. How are you doing?

Meatwad:
Oh, Frylock! Hey! I'm very...can I tell you the truth?

Master Shake:
Meatwad!

Meatwad:
I'm very good!

Master Shake:
If you're that good, then maybe you should be putting some more foam on our fire. I'm not an Eskimo over here, y'know.

Frylock:
Well, your face looks all...puffy.

Meatwad:
No, no, I'm just tired! I-I fell down some stairs.

Frylock:
We don't have any stairs, Meatwad.

Master Shake:
If he said he fell down some stairs, he fell down some stairs! People get clumsy sometimes! Is there a problem here?!

Frylock:
He's sick, Shake, and so are you.

Master Shake:
Well, he's supposed to be next door, harvesting the crops, picking our dinner. See, we're farming now, we're farmers! It's an honest life.

Meatwad:
We ain't got no more hollow leaves over there, we ate that whole bush yesterday! That's why the bathroom hurts so bad!

Master Shake:
Well, what else did you plant over there?!

Meatwad:
I ain't planted nothin'.

Master Shake:
That's why you fall down the stairs all the time.