Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 3

Frylock:
Why don't you just become Christian?

Meatwad:
That way when you die, you go to heaven, away from bad ol' Satan.

Little Brittle:
Can I do that? I mean, are they cool with vampires, because I gots to feast on blood!

Frylock:
No, you can only become one or the other. And the other, which is a vampire, is impossible.

Little Brittle:
Well then I guess I'm a Christian. Oh yeah, bringin in the sheaves ya'll! Who knew I had it in me? I did. Now kill me, quick!

Frylock:
We're not going to kill you. The moral thing to do is to let you die naturally..alone, in a pile of your own filth.

Little Brittle:
Look, it's easy. Just build a time machine, go back into prehistoric times with a satellite tracking device and a laser gun, blow up the comet, save all the dinosaurs so they don't die out and create fossil fuels, so there ain't no energy to feed my food tube.

Meatwad:
Or we could just pull this plug right here.

Little Brittle:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..do that!