Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 3

Master Shake:
I don't know why your exercising. It's just sweat that you're gonna have to wash off. Exercising's for dummies and women.

Carl:
Yeah, you oughta hop on my diet, man. Started it two days ago and I'm already at my target weight.

Meatwad:
Which'un?

Carl:
South Bronx Paradise Diet, baby! Yeeeeah! The twist is you eat MORE than you want, then you supplement that with this special candy bar. And it ain't like them sissy No Crabs diet either.

Frylock:
I think that's No Carbs, Carl.

Carl:
See, but I have crabs. So I don't qualify for that. Have I told you that before?

Frylock:
Yeah.

Carl:
Funny story-

Master Shake:
Well, I don't have to watch what I eat OR what I do. Call me Mr. Untouchable!

Frylock:
Yeah, and that's why you're a candidate for heart disease.

Master Shake:
Well...I have three hearts...cuz I'm from Tattooine. And my mother-

Frylock:
No you're not.

Master Shake:
Really? Cuz you know I get my physical every year...on Alderaan!!

Frylock:
That didn't happen.

Master Shake:
[visibly frustrated] Well...I...I am from the Dagoba System!