Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 4

Meatwad:
(notices the dirtfoot of the couch) Hey, who's this ol' boy?

Master Shake:
Oh, that's my roomate, more like 'doom-mate'.

Frylock:
That's the legendary dirt monster Dirtfoot.

Master Shake:
Oh, don't even look at him.

Meatwad:
You're kidding, the Dirtfoot.

Master Shake:
Yeah, thanks for not rinsing out your dishes in the sink Dirtfoot, that's really legendary of you.

Frylock:
I always thought Dirtfoot was just a hoax.

Master Shake:
Oh, no, he is real.

Meatwad:
He's very real.

Master Shake:
And he likes to leave his very real, giant sock, draped over the couch like a freakin' Afgahn, so that others may enjoy the serenity, of his 2000 year old footsweat! (He kicks the couch and Dirtfoot growls at him). Let's, ah, move over here. (He leads Frylock and Meatwad to the kitchen). This guy is driving me ape shit.

Frylock:
Well, why don't you just evict him? I mean, it's your well isn't it?

Master Shake:
Shut up, man. (He covers Frylock's mouth and looks over at Dirtfoot). Um, because he hurts me.

Meatwad:
Well, I always heard that Dirtfoot was kind of a...

Master Shake:
Here we go. What Meatwad what.

Frylock:
Well, legend says that Dirtfoot was...you know, kind of a asshole.

Master Shake:
(Runs over to Dirtfoot). You see, I'm not the only one! (But then Dirtfoot gets up ans looks at him angrily). No, don't! (Dirtfoot kicks him in the stomach). It wouldn't be much of a problem except he keeps kicking in the exact same spot.

Frylock:
Well, Shake, I've seen him, we got to go.

Master Shake:
Okay, but before you go, please, get some chicks? I got receptio down here. (Dirtfoot kicks him of screen and the elevator closes and Frylock smiles). Why must you kick?