Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 4

[Carl sees Master Shake in his car with a hose connected from the exhaust pipe to the car interior]

Carl:
Shake! Shake! Wake up! What are you doin'?

Master Shake:
[weakly] My son...he doesn't listen.

Carl:
[angrily] Look, whatever. Get outta my car! It's freakin' three bucks a gallon--how long have you been running this engine?! What, you think I should pay for this?!?

Master Shake:
No...

Carl:
Yeah, that's right! You're dead, you don't have to worry about it! Meanwhile, your bowels are leakin' all over the dash, stainin' my shag carpet. That's freakin' authentic red pleather, that ain't cheap.

Master Shake:
Yeah...

[Carl throws Master Shake out of his car and onto the street]

Carl:
Smells like friggin exhaust in...here. You know why I had car wash people put cocoa butter smell in there?! Because I want prostitutes to feel welcome! I don't want them to feel like it's a death trap!

[piano music plays]

Master Shake:
I'm sorry, Carl. It appears I failed you as well.

Carl:
Look, I'm sorry. I should not have unloaded on you like that. [puts a steak knife in Master Shake's hand, casual] Here's a steak knife. Go kill yourself on your lawn.

[Before Shake kills himself, Meatwad comes out]

Meatwad:
Hey Shake, what you doin'?

Master Shake:
I want my son to feel guilty for what he's doing to me. Bring him outside so he can watch me slit my own throat.

Meatwad:
He's inside, slaying the Chess Dragon. No one beats the Chess Dragon not even me, and I'm retarded.