Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Season 5

Mortimer Mango:
Bert, you've been sober for 47 straight days (pouring rum down the sink)

Frylock:
Hey, dammit, that's my rum! You don't have to pour it down the sink, man!

Mortimer Mango:
We're going to do it together. Right, Bert?

Bert Banana:
You don't have a monkey wrench, do you?

Tammy Tangerine:
Bert, I know what you're thinking and...

Bert Banana:
What, I'm not going to dismantle the pipes and drink from the U-trap. I mean, that's what an animal does! (Mortimer turns on faucet)

Bert Banana:
Dammit, Mortimer, you're diluting it!